Big ups to The Rag Tree for nominating me. It’s nice to be noticed.

This is the way it goes.

Nominees should write a post that 1) links back to their nominator; 2) reveals seven things about themselves; and 3) nominates 15 more bloggers. They should also display the award’s logo on their blog.

So…

The seven things

  • I don’t like to use my real voice on here because I have no conceptual faith in it.
  • I’m terrified of the man that definitely isn’t waiting under my bed to cut my Achilles tendon with a straight razor.
  • I have an invisible backpack full of existential guilt that I carry everywhere I go.
  • Most nights I dream in third person.
  • In a previous life I believed in reincarnation.
  • Every so often I fail to dance.
  • When I grow up I want to be a lounge singer in a shitty dive bar that nobody’s ever heard of.

The nominees (in no particular order).

Thank you for your time.